Uh oh, I don't think it's a good idea to stand in the open.

RUN!

Is Halloween Really The Scariest Event On The Horizon?

I'm sorry little children, but Halloween candy is just too expensive this year.  Even a pumpkin is too dear.   I envy the little spider who doesn't have to wait for the mail person to bring his/her next unemployment check (sadly, this won't be happening much longer), before securing the basic necessities.  Happy Halloween little spider, your web is more artful and less deceptive than much of the spin that is currently passing for political discourse. 

Move over spiders, graveyards, Freddy Krueger, Saw XX, or whatever else might be in your bag of tricks for Halloween, nothing could be scarier than this:

Except when it is accompanied by these: